You’re so ugly, you make onions cry.

28Jul09

UPDATE: we’ve added a whole series like this post:

World’s Ugliest iPhones Cases Round Two

and

World’s Ugliest iPhone Cases Round Three

and

World’s Ugliest iPhone Cases Round Four

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Just a quick post today:

THE WORLD’S UGLIEST iPHONE CASES!

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Frog

You’re so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.

Why?You’re so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you.

Alien penguin?You’re so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.

home-made?

You’re so ugly, when you went to the zoo they refused to let you out.

shiny woodYou’re so ugly, when you get sick they call the vet.

kitty

You’re so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn’t come back.

squid

You’re so ugly, when you went to the zoo they refused to let you out.

more squid

You’re so ugly, that you can turn milk into yogurt, just by looking at it.

and more squid

You’re so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.

tire

You’re so ugly, you didn’t just get hit by the ugly stick, but by the whole tree.

blue something

You are so ugly that whenever I try to take a picture of you the lens of my camera breaks.

ew.

You are so ugly that your mother blows you a kiss from a mile away.

pile of gross

You are so ugly that you make Shrek look like Brad Pitt.

roar

You are so hideously ugly, that at Christmas, we hang you up and kiss the mistletoe.

unexplainable...

You’re so ugly that your parents had to feed you with a slingshot.

deluxe bogan

You’re so ugly when you go to the therapist you have to lie face down.

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OUR TOP FIVE

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flower horrorflippergolden heartgirl's best friend?

choklit

For cases that are a whole lot more stylish, click here.

Here are just some of ours:

Lavish cases

Lavish cases

Jellybean cases

Jellybean cases

Mercury cases

Mercury cases

Glam cases

Glam cases

Think you’ve seen an uglier case? Send it in to us at sam@cygnett.com and we’ll post it on this blog!

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7 Responses to “You’re so ugly, you make onions cry.”

  1. GREAT!!! =D

  2. Since Halloween is right around the corner, we may consider to dress up our iPhone case.

    http://www.iphonecaze.com/iphone-3g-cases/swarovski-crystal-case/iphone-halloween-collection.html


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